SKIPPING BACK TO COLUMBIA...TEMPORARILY, THANK THE LORD
Fortunately, he'll be coaching the other team.
Yes, the former airhead-apparent to Lou Holtz is bring the East Carolina University Pirates to South Carolina in 2012 and 2016. Other games include a pair of matchups in Charlotte in 2011 and 2014 and a meeting at ECU in 2015.
This is presuming, of course, that Lou doesn't come out of retirement again and try to get his son a cushy set-up at another big-time program. (Maybe if Houston decides he no longer likes the scenery in Arkansas...?)
We're sure that this red dwarf of a coaching talent will do a fine job of (cough cough) matching up with the supernova that is Steve Spurrier.
Just don't let him in your office, Steve.
The Gamecocks also announced games against titanic powers UAB and Troy. Hey, at least they're not Louisiana-Laughayette.