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Proving that Tommy Tuberville can only win when someone else's incompetence aids him, Steve Spurrier easily defeated the Auburn coach at a charity golf tournament.
Alas, Tuberville still got the best line in:
“I got behind, and I couldn’t find a way to kick an onside kick,” Tuberville said in an allusion to a pivotal third-quarter decision that helped the Tigers defeat the Gamecocks in Columbia on Sept. 28. “I couldn’t get the ball back. This is a different game. I’ll tell you, these guys that make a living doing this, I take my hat off to them.”
'Did I hit you with a ball after that joke? Sorry. It was an accident. Really.'