THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN
I have returned.
No, contrary to popular rumors, Cock & Fire was not drafted ahead of Brady Quinn. Nor was he asked to play quarterback at Miami. There are some things CFB-related that even C&F won't do.
Rather, it was vicious Internet problems and a work trip to a resort in the Dominican Republic where they reportedly had -- but likely did not actually have, from all appearances -- functional wireless access. Somehow, this is not surprising.
C&F is aware he has missed several things, including Sidney Rice being drafted
So C&F will begin -- probably tomorrow -- the "Things I've Missed" feature, which should pretty well carry us to the preseason predictions, inevitable suspension of a key member of the Gamecocks and touting of Stephen Garcia as the next SAVIOR OF THE PROGRAM.