SMITH WINS HEISMAN. WORLD STILL EXISTS.
Troy Smith won the Heisman. In even more shocking news, Earth remained in orbit around the Sun. Grass is still green. The sky is still blue.
The Heisman. Surprise, surprise.
But do give credit to a guy who turned his life around and has led his team within one win of the promised land. Not that I hope he'll get there -- but give him credit for coming so close.