Wednesday, November 15, 2006

WHY CARR WALKED OUT



According to reports out of Michigan, Wolverines head coach Lloyd Carr became very irate over "the direction" of an interview with an ABC crew. (HT: MoTSaG) Due to its superior newsgathering ability, Cock & Fire has obtained a copy of the questions ABC intended to ask Carr going into the interview. It has been reproduced below:

--Can you hold your liquor as well as Musberger?
--Why does Jim Tressel own you?
--Why do you need a 70-some-odd-year-old man to stick up for you?
--Your Wikipedia entry says you eat young children's brains for breakfast. How do they taste?
--How great is Jim Tressel?
--Word association: Ball State.
--Word association: Jim Tressel.
--Haven't you just kind of coasted since the national championship?
--Is it true that you involuntarily wet yourself every time you see Jim Tressel?

At this point, according to Cock & Fire's sources, the interview ended.

--OSU Blog of the Day: Around the Oval.
--Michigan Blog of the Day: Maize n Brew. Don't miss the travel advisory posted following the recent events in Columbus.

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