THE REVENGE OF NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
I was waiting for the right moment to reveal this, but a colleague of mine has made a remarkable discovery about how much Blake Mitchell resembles Napoleon Dynamite.
Related? Take a look and you decide.
In any case, I have to say that while I have been one of Blake Mitchell's most consistent critics, it was good to see him almost lead the comeback after all he's been through. But ...
... then came that one Blake Mitchell moment, the inexplicable throw right between the numbers of an Arkansas defender.
Now it seems Blake will go back to the start and Syvelle will go back to being backup. Or wide receiver. Or dang near anything Syvelle wants, if Spurrier's smart.
I'm nervous about this. Not just because Blake Mitchell always seems to explode right on the cusp of glory, but also because we have ...
A QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY! HOORAY!!!
Now, every time Mitchell makes a mistake, the calls will begin: "Put in Syvelle!" And whenever Syvelle screws up, the other fans will cry: "Bring in Blake!"
If anyone can handle the situation, then it's Spurrier.