Thursday, November 09, 2006

ORANGE CRUSH, ACT II -- Florida



This week's foe is the University of Florida.

1. Villain (i.e., opponents head coach.)

Krang: A brain enhanced by his technological exterior but sometimes undone by his underlings' lack of execution.


Florida's head coach reacts to a botched option.

2. Mascot
Albert Gator. And maybe his wife. In any case, the name is self-explanatory.


Before you laugh, remember that our mascot is a giant chicken.

3. Lame Tradition
This is one is easy: The Gator Chop, or whatever Florida fans call the childish pantomime that embodies their arrogance.

4. High Point of the Year
Edged Tennessee by one in a classic SEC game that pretty much put the Gators in the driver's seat in the SEC East.

5. Proof that God Hates Orange
Ron Zook

6. Spurrier's Record Against Florida: 1-0.

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