ORANGE CRUSH, ACT II -- Florida
This week's foe is the University of Florida.
1. Villain (i.e., opponents head coach.)
Krang: A brain enhanced by his technological exterior but sometimes undone by his underlings' lack of execution.
Florida's head coach reacts to a botched option.
Albert Gator. And maybe his wife. In any case, the name is self-explanatory.
Before you laugh, remember that our mascot is a giant chicken.
3. Lame Tradition
This is one is easy: The Gator Chop, or whatever Florida fans call the childish pantomime that embodies their arrogance.
4. High Point of the Year
Edged Tennessee by one in a classic SEC game that pretty much put the Gators in the driver's seat in the SEC East.
5. Proof that God Hates Orange
6. Spurrier's Record Against Florida: 1-0.