CRISIS IN OHIO
Sorry to be late on the uptake, but I must let you all know about an unfolding situation in Columbus. To bring you up to date:
The city has apparently been seized by armed gunmen declaring "the Republic of UzBuckistan," EDSBS reports.
According to this follow-up from MZone, it appears that national leaders have become aware of the situation on the ground and are sending in the nation's best and brightest -- in the form of Brownie -- to help coordinate the federal response.
Sources tell me that if that doesn't work, Don Rumsfeld will be called in.
Stay tuned. C&F will update as information warrants.