A BELATED DISCLAIMER
Before I get flamed for the below post, I want to make clear that I think Bama fans that believe that Spurrier will come, regardless of all fact (as opposed to those who think he could come, because it's still possible), are a fringe not representative of Tide fans as a whole. Most of them are level-headed people, even if their opinion of Alabama is still a tad high. So don't completely tear me up.
Don't stomp on me. Please.