Wednesday, October 25, 2006

WORLD'S LARGEST ... GATHERING OF INEBRIATED SOUTHERNERS

Striking a blow for media timidity over time-honored traditions, ESPN and CBS have agreed not to call the the Georgia-Florida game "The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party."

First of all, the idea that calling a game "The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party" will encourage binge drinking on campus is akin to saying Bush went to war in Iraq because he saw "Courage Under Fire" one time too many.


In Michael Adams' mind, the cause of the mess in Iraq.

Second of all, I doubt cocktails are the main cause of intoxication on the Georgia campus.

There are other names floating around out there.

But given my ... high regard ... for UGA and Florida -- UGA in particular -- I have a suggestion:

Redneckpalooza.

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