LAMAR THOMAS: UNAPPRECIATED GENIUS
During the CSS broadcast of the Miami-FIU brawl, analyst and former Hurricane Lamar Thomas showed why the U is the pride of South Florida. Posted here because the channel has already made clear their intention to clean up Thomas' on-air, ahem, brilliance:
"Now, that's what I'm talking about," Thomas said as the brawl raged out of control. "You come into our house, you should get your behind kicked. You don't come into the OB playing that stuff. You're across the ocean over there. You're across the city. You can't come over to our place talking noise like that. You'll get your butt beat. I was about to go down the elevator to get in that thing. ...
"I say, why don't they just meet outside in the tunnel after the ball game and get it on some more? You don't come into the OB, baby," Thomas said. "We've had a down couple years but you don't come in here talking smack. Not in our house."
That is what you call a special kind of stupid. In fact, it takes a certain degree of genius to credibly pull off that much stupidity.
Remember: Don't come into the OB talking smack. Or a middle-aged football has-been might have to climb in the elevator so he can come and kick your butt.