FEWER PLAYS: JOIN THE OUTRAGE
There are now new statistics on the new clock rules in college football: 18 fewer plays a game. (HT: EDSBS) That means less of the brilliance of Steve Spurrier. And less of the confusedness that is Rich Brooks.
Where am I? Why am I here? What are these headphones for?
Far be it from the NCAA to do something productive, such as (a) fixing the BCS; (b) preventing teams from scheduling Division I-AA laughers; or (c) putting Fulmer on a starvation diet. No no no, they're going to give us (as several people warned us) less college football.
BTW, has anybody considered how last year's epic championship game would have been affected with 18 fewer plays?
Thank you, Myles Brand, thank you for your visionary leadership.
Football? Who wants more football?